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Until three days ago there was no such word as bizbong. Now there is. That’s evolution for you.

There are certain subjects you should avoid if you want to maintain harmony in the room. Politics and religion are the classic examples. In my office, we’ve come to a collective [...]

I don’t know about you but I find all this naming of hurricanes after girls a bit unethical. I used to know a girl called Irma and very nice she was too. Elegant, placid and serene. [...]

When I’m not playing football or writing songs about bus stops, I like to spend my time chatting to data scientists. Well, who wouldn’t?

Who the hell do I think I am? Blathering on, week after week, about the size of flies and falcons and potatoes and Chuck Berry. I mean, why would anyone give a fig for my opinion?