Apparently it’s quite common for people in middle age to go through a breakfast crisis. Folk who have spent their lives beginning the day on a bowl of cereal with milk suddenly feel a [...]
If I happened to be given an old lamp for Christmas and I happened to rub it and a genie happened to pop out and grant me one wish of a purely selfish nature, I have always told myself I would [...]
To paraphrase George Jones, master of the heart-rending Country ballad, it’s been a good year for the apples. There’s nothing heart-rending in that really, unless you regard it as a [...]
Every week when I begin this process I think it’s about time I made ‘word’ the word of the week. This week, as you can see, I came very close but ultimately succumbed to a [...]
I had a dream this week about seeing Gollum in the crowd at Wimbledon, watching tennis, and every time he turned his head to follow the ball his personality changed.
