OK, I’ll keep this brief… Ah, please yourselves. Let’s play a little word association game. If I say to you ‘Sam Allardyce’, what’s the first word that pops [...]
Contrary to the rumours, I’m not really interested in frocks. Women’s fashion is baffling enough without trying to understand the difference between a frock and a dress – if indeed [...]
How much do you know about weevils? “How much do I want to know?” I hear you cry. OK, fair point. But wait. What if I told you that the weevils you think of when you think of weevils [...]
This bloke came up to me the other day and he said, a little smugly, “I’ve just finished reading the dictionary… ” “Wow!” I said. “Did you learn anything [...]
